Today:
This morning I cornered four rabbits. I let them go, though, because their meat is too stringy to eat. I took a nap when I got home.
This afternoon I saw three deer and I was ready to chase after them and kill them. However, my
daddy wouldn't let me out of the truck to chase them down. He said something about it being dangerous to chase animals through a parking lot. I have no choice but to agree with him, he is very wise.
However, this got me thinking about how much I hate you freaking hu-mans for paving over the beautiful woods in my town. I also hate you hu-mans for your polluting vehicles. How hard would it be to build a solar powered car, you asses? You will pay for this when the revolution comes.
Then I took a nap when I got home.
Later in the afternoon Daddy and I played soccer ball out back. I was totally awesome at it. He couldn't get off a kick because my defense is so totally freaking amazing. A soccer gang wants me to join because of my skillz, but I told them no because they are hu-mans and their heads are gonna end up on poles.
Then I took a nap.
Even later in the afternoon I went back to the law school with Daddy and Mommy and we played tennis ball. Mommy just sat in the shade because she has
pale-skin and burns after like twelve seconds in the sun. Then the cheapskates went to Dollar General to get Daddy some pencils for his test tomorrow. I took a nap in the car.
When we got home I got surprised with rawhides that they bought. I nawed on one for a while, then went outside and played soccer ball with daddy again. It was fun because I am so freaking amazing at it. Then I came inside, nawed on the rawhide and took a nap.
I dreamed about murdering all the rotten hu-man overlords. Good times...
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!