New Yeller

OK, I'm rewriting Old Yeller. The main reason for this is because of the awful ending. I mean, you kill the dog because you didn't get it vaccinated for rabies? What the heck? Why not shoot your own darn self for being such a freaking retard? That's like smacking your kid for not writing a thank you note when you never told the kid to in the first place.

OK, so this is what happens in Old Yeller. Yeller gets rabies and when the kid comes to shoot him, Yeller escapes and mauls the kid to death. Yeller then goes on a rampage and murders the whole family. He runs off, meets up with Chance and Shadow, the dogs from Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (NOTE: the cat, Sassy, was mauled). They all go from town to town on a murdering rampage until they are all brought down in a blaze of glory while yelling Q-Plah! How do you think that'll play?

Here's the cast I have so far:

• Old Yeller: Me. As such, the film is now Old Blackie.
• Travis: Haley Joel Osment (he's a good actor and could easily portray the shock of being mauled to death by his beloved dog)
• Katie: Susan Sarandon (The right wing will be happy. They don't like people who have opinions other than their own.)
• Jim: Tim Robbins
  
• Arliss: Tom Cruise (who doesn't want to see him get mauled? Also, he can easily pull off being a 10 year old boy. And isn't part of being a Scientologist having a sexual desire for 10 year old boys?)
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