The Life of Cash: Anti-Canine Discrimination

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

For two years straight I have tried to enter the Nathans Frankfurter₁ Contest.

Canines Need Not Apply!

How dare you?

I have followed the Nathans Contest through every city on the circuit, and I have nine more cities to go.

On July 4^th , I will be in Coney Island. No tiny Asian man can stop me.

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

¹ ^{I will not say Hot Dog}^{. Gosh Darn it you, Hu-Mans!}

At 7:20 AM, Cash said...: The Asians do eat dogs, unless he's Catholic then no dog on Friday.
At 1:16 PM, Joey Polanski said...: Just as a Grateful Dead fan follows th Grateful Dead across th cuntry, you follow th hotdog-eatin contest.

If Dead fans are calld Deadheads, does that make you a Deadwiener?
At 5:43 PM, AngryMan said...: Get 'em, Cash, get 'em.
At 4:53 AM, Cash said...: You're a dead pole!

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!
At 11:49 PM, HissyFitz said...: Sorry, you'll never beat that guy. Even ginormous fat guys can't. And you look so teeny on that laptop...probably no heavier than 5 hot dogs, er, frankfurters.
At 5:49 PM, Cash said...: That picture's just my cover. I am much more fierce in person (in dog).
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION