New Rule
One of my favorite pastimes is playing fetch. I prefer to play fetch with a soccer ball as opposed to a tennis ball or, Great Dog Above forbid, a stick. I've been forcing my Hu-Man roommates to play fetch with me a lot lately. I enjoy it for two reasons; one is that it is great exercise, and second is that it allows me to force a Hu-Man to do my bidding. Because of the power that fetch brings me, I've decided to require, once my revolution succeeds, that all Hu-Mans play fetch with a dog for ten to twenty minutes a day.
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!
posted by Cash @ 3:10 PM
6 comments
6 Comments:
But if my dog is only pint sized, then I should only have to play fetch for 2 or 3 minutes a day.
It doesn't matter anyway. Carmen doesn't "do" fetch.
I bet you're the kind of dog who fetches twice, gets the ball and sits down in the grass, and then runs up to the door to get a Hu-Man to keep playing fetch.
I got a hand grenade here . .
and a question, do you eat your own feces before or after fetch?
Can you fetch me a beer?
That sounds too easy. What's the catch?
And while yer fetchin yer own tail, go felch yerself.
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