You Are NOT A Role Model!!!

This dog
is the generally accepted ideal for how a dog should act and behave.
People think that he is perfect because he dances,writes novels,

is kind to all the animals,
and is basically a happening dog.
However, Snoopy has a large number of flaws. In fact, he's such a lousy dog that no one should ever look up to him and all canines should refuse to fall for the tricks of their Hu-Man Overlords and reject Snoopy in all his forms. Why? Because here is the truth about Snoopy.
First, he's a drunk and often fails to make it all the way home and ends up sleeping outside his house. See what I mean?

Pathetic. Also, it's the middle of the day! Get off your drunken rear end and do some work, you drunk!
What else is wrong with Snoopy? Well, he's prone to hallucinations as a result of his uncontrollable drug habit. After years of using LSD, Snoopy often freaks out and believes himself to be fighting a war. Here's a perfect example.
Fellow canines, is the role model you want? Reject him, don't let Hu-Mans lead you down the path of wickedness!!!

Massa Ellen

“Oh hi I’m a Lesbo Hu-Man who can buy a dog & trade a dog because I want to whatever,” said Lesbo Hu-Man Ellen

You know what that is! That’s slavery. Maybe if Lesbo Hu-Man Ellen wasn’t so busy licking carpet (I just rub my butt on the carpet), she would be able to read a contract.

This is why you Hu-Mans are going to have your head on poles. We are not slaves!

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

Carmen Benedict Arnold

I’ve been growing my recruits day by day. My recruiting number is better than your Hu-Man army’s.

Let me tell you the story of one recruit that had to be rejected because of her ties to the enemy.

She lets her Hu-Mans dress her up.
She lets her Hu-Man go to Utah.
She lets her Hu-Mans draw racist cartons of her.

You guessed it. It’s Carmen.

Those reasons I mentioned above my Generals could overlook, but it was this picture that showed her true self.

To thane self be true, Carmen. And you Catmen are a cat lover.
This will not be tolerated.


LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

Vick Takes PETA Course in Respect for Animals

Oh it's all okay he can somehow take a test & it's all okay. I have a firsthand account that in college he had a third grade reading level. So what kind of course is this you may ask the Almighty Cash Breed?

I would normally give PETA the benefit of the doubt since they work with my revolution, but they have crossed over to the dark side, because this "test" must be so simple a kindergartner could pass if Vick did it.

This is the type of test I would have him do.

He would be stripped of his clothes & then he would be sprayed with the hormones of a female dog in heat. A pack of non neutered male Pitt Bulls would be left alone with him. Vick would also be restrain.

That's the type of test I would give him.

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

Ode to Peanut butter

Gooey Ooey Peanut butter
You flutter
In my tummy
You are so yummy

Jimmy Carter is not a zero
He is the only Hu-Man hero
Gooey Ooey Peanut butter
Without you I shutter


LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!©