Monday, October 08, 2007

Vick Takes PETA Course in Respect for Animals

Oh it's all okay he can somehow take a test & it's all okay. I have a firsthand account that in college he had a third grade reading level. So what kind of course is this you may ask the Almighty Cash Breed?

I would normally give PETA the benefit of the doubt since they work with my revolution, but they have crossed over to the dark side, because this "test" must be so simple a kindergartner could pass if Vick did it.

This is the type of test I would have him do.

He would be stripped of his clothes & then he would be sprayed with the hormones of a female dog in heat. A pack of non neutered male Pitt Bulls would be left alone with him. Vick would also be restrain.

That's the type of test I would give him.

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

6 Comments:

At 2:30 PM, Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

Maybe they made him watch one of their KFC video about Fried Chicken

 
At 3:32 PM, Blogger -Tommy said...

You forgot to add the thousands of tiny slices with a razor then a marinade in lemon juice...

That's just the beginning of what I'd do.

 
At 4:31 AM, Blogger AngryMan said...

Is that really a test?

 
At 7:17 AM, Blogger Mike said...

I bet Vick would like that test. He'd probably start backing up on them.

 
At 9:56 AM, Blogger Tequila Mockingbird said...

i reaaaaaaaaally want a pitbull to rip off vick's face. i think it would be sooooo fitting.

do you have any pit bull friends?

 
At 11:16 AM, Blogger Sara Sue said...

OR you could smear him with peanut butter and let the dogs out.

 

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