Massa Ellen
You know what that is! That’s slavery. Maybe if Lesbo Hu-Man Ellen wasn’t so busy licking carpet (I just rub my butt on the carpet), she would be able to read a contract.
This is why you Hu-Mans are going to have your head on poles. We are not slaves!
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!
posted by Cash @ 4:02 PM
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12 Comments:
Don't worry cash, I just eat dogs
maybe that dog was a naughty dog just like you, and rather than beat it's naughty little dog ass, she gave it away.
How about putting Ellen's girlfriend's head on my pole.
LMAO @Mike's comment!
I was just going to snivel like Ellen and the hairdresser, but I haven't got the energy. I'm with you, reading is fundamental.
I heard this is not the first time she did that (ie getting dogs and giving them away shortly after). You may want to contact her and look for your long-lost cousins..
Yeah. But bfore you rub yer butt on th carpet, I bet you lickd th heck outta it.
You indireckt carpet-lickr!
i would fight mike to the death for some portia de rossi action.
Portia frightens me. I would still do her even though she does Ellen.
Go back to the pit whence you came, Hell Hound!
The Headless,
Is that what you call your wife?
Drunken Slut Bag,
Hush! I just read a drunken slut bag's comment.
Mike,
Lets place a bet. I'll bet 40 rawhides that I'll have Portia's head on a pole before you.
Sara Sue,
I like you except you laugh at Mike. He's not funny.
Hennie,
I usually chase birds that are in my backyard, so don't come to my backyard & I'll let you live.
Poleless,
I thought I had killed you.
Drunken Slut Bag,
You can be in on the bet too.
Other Slut Bag,
Your flithy comments are allowed here.
Hatless One,
Pooped in the hat I chewed on for you.
Get 'em, Cash!
OK, how about we just hand Ellen and Michael Vick over to you? Then Portia's up for grabs...
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