Carmen Benedict Arnold
I’ve been growing my recruits day by day. My recruiting number is better than your Hu-Man army’s.
Let me tell you the story of one recruit that had to be rejected because of her ties to the enemy.
She lets her Hu-Mans dress her up.
She lets her Hu-Man go to Utah.
She lets her Hu-Mans draw racist cartons of her.
You guessed it. It’s Carmen.
Those reasons I mentioned above my Generals could overlook, but it was this picture that showed her true self.
To thane self be true, Carmen. And you Catmen are a cat lover.
This will not be tolerated.
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!
posted by Cash @ 6:35 AM
12 comments
12 Comments:
Why all the hate for a rat?
Carmen only has sex with cats because she can. She has also had sex with an stuffed octopus and a stuffed duck.
You are just jealous!
my boss dresses her dogs up like humans. but that's because she's bitter because she couldnt have kids on account of the hostile womb. i feel bad for her dogs, but it is probably best she is barren
Carmen read your post and immediately took over my blog for a response to your "challenge."
Let the infighting begin, and the cats will win!
MEOW!
Bitch wars!!! Excellent!
C.Rag,
Did you not see the picture of the cat-dog live?
Mike,
She's a traitor. I know it's hard to accept it.
Tequila Mockingbird,
I chewed her womb up.
Mike,
Her pink war will only go as far as the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
Pheobe Fay,
You are on my head on a pole list!
colonel colonel,
SICK SICK! cat & dog love!
Sara Sue,
There's no war.
I've won already.
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!
Leave JesusDog alone, you Hell Hound . . The power of Christ compells you!
8 out of 10 Blogger prefer Carmen to Cash
Carmen cannot comment here directly because she does not have a blogger account and I won't let her sign up for one. She knows too much!
At any rate, I did agree to leave you this message from her.
Unite, don't divide.
I wish I knew why seeing a dog hunkered up to take a crap is always funny to me.
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