You Are NOT A Role Model!!!

This dog
is the generally accepted ideal for how a dog should act and behave.
People think that he is perfect because he dances,writes novels,

is kind to all the animals,
and is basically a happening dog.
However, Snoopy has a large number of flaws. In fact, he's such a lousy dog that no one should ever look up to him and all canines should refuse to fall for the tricks of their Hu-Man Overlords and reject Snoopy in all his forms. Why? Because here is the truth about Snoopy.
First, he's a drunk and often fails to make it all the way home and ends up sleeping outside his house. See what I mean?

Pathetic. Also, it's the middle of the day! Get off your drunken rear end and do some work, you drunk!
What else is wrong with Snoopy? Well, he's prone to hallucinations as a result of his uncontrollable drug habit. After years of using LSD, Snoopy often freaks out and believes himself to be fighting a war. Here's a perfect example.
Fellow canines, is the role model you want? Reject him, don't let Hu-Mans lead you down the path of wickedness!!!