Of Course...Gluten From China...They Would Be Behind This.

Cats are too feeble minded to have created a plot like this. Only slanted eyes egg roll breaths could have made such an intricate plan to foil my own plan.
For a nation who eats dogs & has mass slaughters, you would want us to suffer. So you used the cats those kitty litter users to sabotage our food.

You are going down. All your billions of people will have their heads on billions of poles.
Your eyes will not slant anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have not seen the last of CASH, because this is the last image you will ever see!

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

I'm talking to you

Kenzie you need to get a life, maybe you should chew apart your leash & follow my revolution. How dare you lower yourself? How dare you whore yourself out? Do you know the real Barney? This is the real Barney. Yes that is cocaine. He's so high that he is allowing this Hu-Man to run things. He is on the inside. He could become part of the revolution. He could single-pawly take down the American government. But no, he's just emulating his "Master". Barney is a traitor. He's as low as this.



LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

You're going down!

Iams, Nutro, Eukanuba, Menu Foods the Canada-based company, & while I'm at it all Canucks ' heads are going on poles, not Joey's.

Poisoning the 40 brands of cat food was actually a plot by my wild pack of dogs, but our spy must of been forced to contaminate the 48 brands of dog food, too. The goal was to weaken cats to a point of near death. We would then swoop in, take them to our research labs, and watch them slowly die while we threw balls of string back and forth between each other. This, of course, was not totally necessary to our revolution, but it sure would have been a hell of a lot of fun. Sadly, it didn't work and some dogs died, too. I can only blame the cats for this. They must have pushed my spy to the point of madness which caused him to poison the dog food, too. My poor, poor revolutionary soldier. We will not forget you.

My assault on cats, Hu-Mans, & Canada will not end.
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

Don't Trust The Feline

You, stupid bipedals, don't see that you will be fighting several fronts: terrorists, Christians, my revolution, & hair ball coughers.
Cats have just started their assault. We will have to counter to show our strength.

We Shall Over Come! Do you hear my bark? We Shall Over Come

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

Incest in Germany

There is a huge story about Germany being on the verge of legalizing incest. A lot of people are freaked out by it, but I fail to see the problem. I think that the idea is great. You see, when you stupid Hu-Mans inbreed with each, you get dumber, weaker, lamer, and easier to overthrow. Also, you turds have been doing it to my kind for centuries and you need a little payback. Jerks.
But the problem is that Germany may not decide that incest is OK. So, I have a solution. The United States needs to say that incest is evil, immoral, and wrong. This will cause Germany to legalize incest. Why? Because lame Old-Europe always does the opposite of what the United States wants done or thinks is right. Think about it, we're a superpower, they suck. We have the death penalty, they're always whining about us having the death penalty. We went to war in Iraq, they stayed at home eating Ho-Hos and drinking Coke. We call a Big Mac a Big Mac, they call it a Le Big Mac. We love Israel, Germany tries to exterminate the Jews.
You see? Europe just hates America. So, all of you need to write to your Congressman and Senators and Governors and President and tell them to write up some resolution talking about how evil incest is and how Germany should keep it illegal. Tell them to throw in a lot of Biblical stuff, because that will really make Germany freakin' angry. Then, the German court will write some long-winded opinion about how Germans are more tolerant than Americans and will allow freaky-incest love.
Got it? Good.
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

This is a conspiracy

There's been several cases of dogs being trapped in icy lakes. I can only point my paw at one suspect.



LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

YES!!!

I'm going back to the suburbs this weekend! I can't freakin' wait! Grandma will be there with all kinds of treats! There will be indoor heating, air conditioning, and a doggie door! Mr. Laptop will be there (he's my Grandpa, I call him that because he always has a laptop with him)!
The only problem about going to the suburbs is the police. You see, as a black dog, I get targeted in the burbs. Cops always want to know why I'm there and what I'm doing. They always ask me if I live on the other side of the tracks. I try to tell them that there aren't any "tracks" in the burbs, which usually ends with me doing a night in lockup. Oh well.
I'm gonna get my revenge this time, though. All the cops are going down. How? Let's just say I've made some very dangerous friends!