Incest in Germany

There is a huge story about Germany being on the verge of legalizing incest. A lot of people are freaked out by it, but I fail to see the problem. I think that the idea is great. You see, when you stupid Hu-Mans inbreed with each, you get dumber, weaker, lamer, and easier to overthrow. Also, you turds have been doing it to my kind for centuries and you need a little payback. Jerks.
But the problem is that Germany may not decide that incest is OK. So, I have a solution. The United States needs to say that incest is evil, immoral, and wrong. This will cause Germany to legalize incest. Why? Because lame Old-Europe always does the opposite of what the United States wants done or thinks is right. Think about it, we're a superpower, they suck. We have the death penalty, they're always whining about us having the death penalty. We went to war in Iraq, they stayed at home eating Ho-Hos and drinking Coke. We call a Big Mac a Big Mac, they call it a Le Big Mac. We love Israel, Germany tries to exterminate the Jews.
You see? Europe just hates America. So, all of you need to write to your Congressman and Senators and Governors and President and tell them to write up some resolution talking about how evil incest is and how Germany should keep it illegal. Tell them to throw in a lot of Biblical stuff, because that will really make Germany freakin' angry. Then, the German court will write some long-winded opinion about how Germans are more tolerant than Americans and will allow freaky-incest love.
Got it? Good.
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!