"Through this situation I've found Jesus."

Me: Guess What?

You: What the Almighty Cash?

Me: Vick found Jesus.

You: Really?!

Me: Because his head is on a pole.








LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

Expanding the Revolution

I've decided that my revolution will be furthered by bringing more animals into the fold. You see, the stupid Hu-Mans will have to fight a two-front war and they will fail, just like President Bush is failing in Iraq. The problem, though, is which animal to choose. After some initial research, I decided that cows would be the best animals to bring into the revolution. Think about it. Cows give Hu-Mans the following:
1) Milk
2) A bunch of milk products like cottage cheese, yogurt, cheese, etc.
3) Beef (it's what for dinner)
4) Leather
5) Energy
a) The form of energy that cows provide can also be turned into food for dogs, so it's a win-win-win.
By using cows, I can hit the Hu-Mans hard and take out a big chunk of their food supply. Brilliant, really.
But that's what concerns me. Why does a cow let herself get used by the Hu-Man so much? What does the cow get in return for all of this? Something suspicious is afoot, methought, so I called my friends over at PSI and put them on the case. What PSI found out was most disturbing.
COWS ARE TRANSFORMERS!
You thought that they had those extra stomach compartments just so they could ease digestion, WRONG!!! It turns out that the extra compartments hide the transformer parts that cows turn into when Hu-Mans aren't around. They're even planning their own revolution! They're going to wreek havoc on Hu-Man kind just as soon as their leader gets back on TV and gives them the OK.
You'd think that I'd be OK with this, but I'm not. I can't let a bunch of cud-eaters beat me to my goal of putting Malach's head on a pole! Now, not only do I have a revolution to fight, but I have to stop another revolution from happening. Will my work ever end?
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

Bad Newz…for you

I’ve been away in Richmond, VA. What a freaking Hell Hole! I had some doggy friends of mine tell me it’s nice. They would bark, “There’s a lot to do.” CAT LITTER! That’s what Richmond is. It’s cat litter. Anyways, I’ve been very very busy giving bribes to lawyers & judges, & I’m never going back to Richmond…Cat Litter… unless it’s to see an execution.

Now that I’ve taken care of Head on Pole Vick. I can continue my Revolution Plans. The first part is to take over Asian Dog Eating Countries. That fire on that plane was not an accident. It has paw marks all over. I will also attack the economy by putting lead paint on all the toys manufacture from the Dog Eating Counties which results in recalls. This kills two cats with one stone, making Hu-Mans stupider & hurting the Dog Eating Countries’ profits.

As you can tell I’ve been very very busy. I also got to see my Grandma who was crying a lot. It was like freaking Niagara Falls. It was just over my Uncle Stinkie who smells. I would lick Grandma in the face and that cured Grandma’s sadness.

I rock the dog house.

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

What the Frick?

I can't believe what these cats have done to this poor dog! This is worse than what Jason Bourne had to go through! Only a cat would think of something so disgusting! These cats will pay!
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

Vick Chew Toy: I'll Chew On It While You Are Dancing In Hell

I've already ordered 20 boxes full.


LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

Heh, heh, heh.

As part of my daily Google search of "Mike Vick Burn In Hell", I came across a very ineresting video detailing how stupid he is. This is a little outdated, but it is very funny and shows that once and for all, Mike Vick is a monster who lives under beds and scares little children. He should be slaughtered instantly. We can't let him breed, we just can't. Everyone should write their Senator and Congressman and ask that Mike Vick be given the death penalty. Do it now!

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!