"Through this situation I've found Jesus."
Me: Guess What?
You: What the Almighty Cash?
Me: Vick found Jesus.
You: Really?!
Me: Because his head is on a pole.
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!
Surrender Now Hu-mans! The Age Of The Canine Has Begun! When The Revolution Comes, Your Head Will Be On A Pole, And I Will Put It There. I Am The Cash-Breed, Resistance is Futile.
Me: Guess What?
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Darth Maul Dogs? Darth Maul is dead
Darth Maul Dogs; the puns just never end!
Al Sharpton thinks Vick might be Jesus.
Hey as long as your putting insane sports figures on the list for polage, can you add Mike Tyson as a personal favor to me?
What a cute wittle darth doggy! Does he fetch light sabers?
Vick: Through this situation, I've found Jesus.
Jesus: Yeah, RIGHT.
I am training a special batch of rabid weasels for Mr. Beotch, I mean Mr. Vick.
When he gets out he can atone for his sins by crawling into a 55 gallon drum with my rabid and by the, starving weasels.
I bet he finds God long before I let him out
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