CCC

We have to hide our identity so we can burn dog bones in Hu-Man's yards.

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

All I want is this...

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

In Japan, home for old dogs to open

I'm suspicious of this "nursing home for dogs." It comes from Japan. I don't trust any slant eye dog eaters. I can say that because I'm a dog. It seems to be like a glue factory is for horses. At first everything will be great, but then as the cameras go away & the stupid owners forget... that's not hamburger you are eating.
My Revolution will take longer time in Asia. The dogs there are not that bright since they're consider kibble.
Asian you are on notice.

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

The Face of Evil

My Plans Are Coming To Fruition

I'm sure that a lot of you have heard about Paris Hilton getting put in jail, getting taken out, and then getting put back in jail. You've probably heard this because it is on the freakin' news 24-hours a day and often pre-empts war coverage. Ah yes, my plans are pressing forward.
How is this part of my plan?
Simple, I got Paris Hilton arrested. Knowing that the stupid media would run to it like I run to an open bottle of peanut butter, I've used this media-blackout to strengthen my forces for the final attack. My canine legions have been up to all sorts of things. First, we've helped Iran and North Korea develop their nuclear weapons and we're slowly working to destabilize Pakistan. Also, we've been trying out new techniques in Iraq and in Afghanistan. We're using all sorts of chemical and biological weapons and no one is taking the time to report it because Paris Hilton is the bigger media draw! It's perfect!
Watch out, cats, your time is coming!
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!