MAD TV JUST MADE THE LIST!

Why did Mad TV make the list?
Because of this garbage. Sure, you might think that this video is a funny parody of a crappy Gwen Stefani music video (I should really just say "Gwen Stefani music video," if she makes a music video, odds are that it is crappy), but this goes too far! It is totally biased and fails to mention the Asian preference for eating dogs, something that I have barked about before. Until Mad TV edits the video to mention how cruel Asians can be, they will have to deal with me putting their heads on a pole.

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

Random Barks

Belly Scratches:
So I'm taking some time out from the Revolution to write this post.
I have to say there's only one thing Hu-Mans are good for...belly scratches.

Belly scratches are the best. If my belly is scratched just right, my right hind leg starts scratching that spot too.

My Hu-Man Daddy is really good at belly scratches. His only purpose in life is to give me belly scratches. Sometimes my Hu-Man Mommy insists that she needs Hu-Man Daddy's time. Belly scratches don't take that much time. Why do you have to shut the bedroom door for belly scratches? Hu-Man Mommy says her scratch place is further below the belly.

My Hu-Man Mommy isn't that bright. She doesn't even know where her belly is.

Doggy Hotel:

So I was pawing through GayWired. No I'm not gay! You're gay! I came across this new hotel, Wag Hotels.
This hotel should be dogs only. The Cattery should be banned. I'm barking that all cats should get in the back of the bus. Amen from died Hu-Man Strom!

I've also been inspired by this hotel. After I put all evil Hu-Man's heads on poles, I can live my life as an empress in luxury with all the amenities that Wag Hotel provides.

NO MORE TEA PARTIES FOR YOU, MR. GROUNDHOG!!!

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!!!