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Belly Scratches:
So I'm taking some time out from the Revolution to write this post.
I have to say there's only one thing Hu-Mans are good for...belly scratches.
Belly scratches are the best. If my belly is scratched just right, my right hind leg starts scratching that spot too.
My Hu-Man Daddy is really good at belly scratches. His only purpose in life is to give me belly scratches. Sometimes my Hu-Man Mommy insists that she needs Hu-Man Daddy's time. Belly scratches don't take that much time. Why do you have to shut the bedroom door for belly scratches? Hu-Man Mommy says her scratch place is further below the belly.
My Hu-Man Mommy isn't that bright. She doesn't even know where her belly is.
Doggy Hotel:
So I was pawing through GayWired. No I'm not gay! You're gay! I came across this new hotel, Wag Hotels.
This hotel should be dogs only. The Cattery should be banned. I'm barking that all cats should get in the back of the bus. Amen from died Hu-Man Strom!
I've also been inspired by this hotel. After I put all evil Hu-Man's heads on poles, I can live my life as an empress in luxury with all the amenities that Wag Hotel provides.
posted by Cash @ 5:28 PM
6 comments
6 Comments:
Cash is that really you in that picture? If it is, your head should go on a pole (not Joey) for allowing yourself to be dressed up like that. I think the revolution is over.
I like to defecate of pooches tummies
Ha! The shoes on the Empress!
Cash:
You don't want to end up like a Hu-Man. Read Animal Farm and you'll understand why. I mean, if you kill all the Hu-Mans just to take their place, then you really haven't changed anything, you've just changed one evil for another.
That you start scratchin th place thats already bein scratchd only shows what a cntrol freak you are!
Angryman,
I am going to bite your head off and put it on a pole ala Jack Bauer. I will never become the Hu-Mans that I so loathe, and you will pay for that suggestion!
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!
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