Another One Almost Bit the Dust

OK, so you all know how much I love my Daddy, right? Well, I do, I love my Daddy a lot. But he interfered with me taking out another animal yesterday, and I don't know if I can forgive him for it.
We were down by a creek and I saw a muskrat, so I snuck up on it from behind real super fast like using my super sneaking skills. Daddy yelled for me to leave it alone just as I grabbed it with my mouth. There I was, ready to snap it in half, the taste of fear overwhelming me, telling me to kill, kill, kill, but I did what Daddy told me to do and I dropped it. It got away.
While I was glad that I did what Daddy said and thereby avoided a slap on my backside, I am upset at Daddy for not letting me kill the thing. I mean, why would Daddy want that rotten thing to live? I'm just not sure that I can forgive him for...
He's calling me, hold on a sec...
Man, Daddy gave me some peanut butter to snack on! What a great Daddy! He has no flaws whatsoever! I am so happy!
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

My Daddy Is A Freakin' Genius

So, I have a slight incontinence problem. Every four months or so, I leak a little bit when I'm sleeping. My mom and dad have been dealing with this for my whole life and dad always maintained that it had do with the SPCA fixing me too soon. I was just a little pup when I got fixed, not more than a month or so. But just for the record, I was a freakin' huge pup. I was never "little," OK?
Anyway, none of the vets that dealt with me before we moved to our current residence (I can't tell you where that is because people are out to get me) thought that daddy knew what he was talking about.
Well, our current vet put me on medicine to deal with the problem, and it went away. Daddy asked what could be causing it and they said that girl dogs who get fixed sometimes can't produce enough hormones and that leads to incontinence problems.
Hmmmm... Looks like daddy was on the right track the whole time. Sounds to me like the old vets should have freakin' listened to him from day one! Gosh!

Another One Bites The Dust

I've been gone for a while because I've been so freakin' busy. This is what I've done...
1) Defended mom and dad. There's a lot of danger out there.
2) Defended the home. There's a lot of danger out there.
3) Got rid of the groundhog. It got scared and ran away. Are you surprised? You shouldn't be, I'm pretty intimidating.
4) Got my first taste of blood...

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!