YES, YES, YES!!!

My Big Grandma is coming to visit tomorrow!!! I have two Grandmas, Big Grandma and Mini Grandma. Mini Grandma is very small and falls down a lot, while Big Grandma is very tall and falls down, too. It's because she drinks a lot.
Anyway, I haven't seen her in a while because I can't go down there to visit her or Grandpa. The vicious, anti-canine media has spread rumours that I'm responsible for this, but it's not true. You see, my Grandparents have a lot of dogs, none of which are truly dedicated to the revolution. These Lassies believe in cooperation, coordination, and don't believe in heads on poles. I just don't get it. How are you going to take over the world without putting heads on poles, huh? Tell me, how?
So, anyway, the last time I went to visit, everything boiled over. One of the Lassies got so subservient that he let my stupid Aunt put a pair of antlers on his head. WHOA!!! NOT COOL!!! Antlers are the greatest sign of evil, next to cats, in the dog-world, and this Lassie just lets them get put on his head? COME ON!!!
So, I get in his face and tell him absolutely not, be a dog! This leads to a fight, and one that I get blamed for! Where is the justice? Where are the poles? A few minutes after they broke us up, we had another fight. OK, that one was my fault, I was a little angry, but still! It's not my fault that the dogs act like Lassies all the time. I've got to protect the revolution I've been working so hard to build, I can't let some Lassie ruin it.
So, in conclusion, I'm excited to see Big Grandma. I'm not excited about Lassies, though.

Geneva Convention Violation!!!

Oh There'll Be Danger... Danger For You

Do you think this will stop us?

Well we won't back down, no we won't play dead
You can make us sit at the gates of Hell
But we won't back down

Gonna mark our ground, won't play dead all around
And we'll keep this world from draggin' us down
Gonna stand our ground and we won't play dead all around

Hey Stupid Hu-Mans, there ain't no easy way out
Hey we will stand our ground and we won’t play dead

Well we know what's right, we’ll maul all night.
In a world that keeps on pushin' us around
But we stand my ground and we won't play dead all around


Hey Studpid Hu-Mans, there ain't no easy way out
Hey we will stand our ground and we won't play dead all around
No we won't play dead.

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!