I'm Back!!!

I'm back home protecting Mommy & Daddy after my month long vacation at Grandma’s.
What did I come back to? That's right poverty. I have poor Hu-Man parents. Why can't I return to Grandma's where she showers me with luxuries? Here I am with no doggy door, no golf course to poop on. There's nothing, but a 660 square foot house in the bad section of town & a sorry excuse for a yard. I'm so pissed that I don't even what to think about my plans for revolution which has been collecting dust for a month. The 'burbs are for me.

Once I get adjusted to living here again, I'll return to my plans of world domination. Right now I'm a little blue even though I'm a black dog.