Totally Lame Like a Cat

So these couple of weeks have been has a lame as the cat that likes to come up to my front porch. DIE CAT! I haven't been able to concentrate on the Revolution. There's too much going on. Hu-Man Parents are going back & forth to see my Hu-Man Brother. Grandma & Brown Dog were in which made me happy. Grandma takes care of me & I can order Brown Dog around. She's big & dumb. Although she can open doors. It's very strange. She pretty much pushes the door handle with her head. Anyway I can't wait for Little Hu-Man Brother, because I'll teach him to get peanut butter. I'll also use him has my Hu-Man mole. I have Grandma in my paw already so I have the old people under my control. Grandma would rather save all animals than any worthless Hu-Man. I still have to teach her that cats are evil, but she is getting there. She doesn't like cats as much since they are bird killers. I personally don't care for birds unless they are like Hitchcock's birds attacking Hu-Mans. That's really sweet movie. I'm going to try to draw up my plans for using L'il Hu-Man Brother to infiltrate the Hu-Man baby world.

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!