New Rule
One of my favorite pastimes is playing fetch. I prefer to play fetch with a soccer ball as opposed to a tennis ball or, Great Dog Above forbid, a stick. I've been forcing my Hu-Man roommates to play fetch with me a lot lately. I enjoy it for two reasons; one is that it is great exercise, and second is that it allows me to force a Hu-Man to do my bidding. Because of the power that fetch brings me, I've decided to require, once my revolution succeeds, that all Hu-Mans play fetch with a dog for ten to twenty minutes a day.
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!