My Political Machine

Blogging to entertain you is not my apart of my Revolution. My Revolution is very busy with the political machine. You see I'm instrumental in dividing up the Republican Party. Glenn Beck, Laura Ingram, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Cloumanter, etc. are all afraid of John McCain. He may not eat your Hu-Man babies, but he will he all Vietnamese babies…WATCH OUT DR. MURK! Like I care for Dr. Murk. He has his head up his butt and it's not because he's cleaning it. There's nothing wrong with that. The other Republicans need to get their act together. I'm for Mitt Romney, because he eats Hu-Man Babies & he wears magic underwear which will not protect him in the Revolution. I'll rip it up & pee on them & bark with joy.

Huckbee is a wuss Hu-Man. If he were still fat, he could eat Hu-Man Babies too, but he's on a diet all the time.

Ron Paul is a personal friend of mine, but I have other plans for him.

On the DemoBleedingHeartCrats side you have anti-dog people.

We all know Obama is afraid of us. We don't need to get into it. If I bark at him he shrieks like a little girl & runs away to KFC.
The Clintons are pure evil. Whatever happened to Buddy? Oh he was hit by a car! Was Bill busy with his cigar to not take care of Buddy? Hillary will be ripped to shreds.
My Revolution is behind Mitt Romney. Why else is he still in? He will eat your babies with ketchup. Oh, wait, he got out. He'll still eat babies, though, so I'm still going to support him.

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!