Bye, Uncle Jim!
You all remember my Uncle Jim who watched me while Mommy and Daddy went on vacation without me, right? Well, he's leaving me for some blonde whore out in Denver and another whore out in Carson City. I can't believe he's walking away from me!
I would normally be mad at Uncle Jim for this and put his head on a pole in retaliation, but I love him so much that I forgive him. Remember the good times we had, Uncle Jim!
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!
posted by Cash @ 11:40 AM
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4 Comments:
Ahhh the internet, sucks those men away with empty promises
Are you gonna put my head on a pole because when I see you, Cash, all I want to do is bend over and snoggle your head between your cute black ears?
Perhaps as a 'thank you' you could loan Uncle Jim some extra hair.
Pee in his shoes, so he'll think of you every time he puts them on. That's what I do when men leave me.
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