Time For A New Politics

I'm tired of hearing about how politicians believe that they can change American culture. All they talk about is taxes, guns, the war in Iraq, and why people in Pennsylvania are so bitter. Meanwhile, they ignore the most important issue facing the country -- anti-dog bigotry, anti-black dog bigotry in particular. Read this article here and just try and tell me with a straight-face that you are not outraged.
Black dogs, like myself, are some of the sweetest, most gentle, and kindest dogs you will find (except for Carmen). While it is true that we are prone to start revolutions, it is also true that we are extremely loyal and will go out of our way to defend those who treat us right.
America, if you want to avoid having your collective head put on a pole, then let go your bigotry and start adopting more of my black-haired brethren.

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!