Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Happy Birthday to ME, Cash!

Happy Birthday to ME!

Happy Birthday to Me the Great Revolutionary!

Happy Birthday to ME the Bringer of Hu-Man Death!

Happy Birthday to ME the Impaler!

Happy Birthday to ME the Maker of Malach’s Head On a Pole!

Happy Birthday to ME the Eater of Grilled Carmen!

Happy Birthday to ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



11 Comments:

At 6:57 AM, Blogger Tequila Mockingbird said...

happy birthday to you! some canned dog food with a biscuit in it as a candle?

 
At 7:23 AM, Blogger Mike said...

Even though you threatened to eat my dog Carmen, the Queen of all dogs, I want to wish you a happy birthday.

Your revolution is doomed.

 
At 7:53 AM, Blogger Hungry Mother said...

Only a foolish dog would be born today.

 
At 8:08 AM, Blogger Cash said...

Tequila,
Thank you. You will survive the Revolution. I prefer peanut butter on my birthday, but you will know that for next year.

Mike,
I can't really eat one of my own. I just like for her to get scared and pee on the carpet.

Hungry,
Your head will be on a pole.

 
At 9:10 AM, Blogger Forrest Proper said...

Happy birthday to you!
Hope you have a good poo!
Make the cats pay!
All the squirrels say-
LONG LIVE THE EVOLUTIONARY DOG-HERO LEADER OF THE CANINE WORLD, AAAAAND
Happy Birthday to you!

 
At 9:36 AM, Blogger Cash said...

COLCOL,
You are off the HEADS On POLES list.

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

 
At 3:53 PM, Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

So, did you get a nice self poo cake?

 
At 7:11 AM, Blogger Cash said...

The Headless,
No, but I left one in your shoe.

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

 
At 3:44 PM, Blogger here today, gone tomorrow said...

Happy Birthday, dearest Cash. I have some belly skritches for you.

Now please bite that spammer above me - really, really hard - in the calf.

 
At 6:09 AM, Blogger Cash said...

Here,

I will bite her. Does she think I have time to work from home? I have a Revolution going on.

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

 
At 1:29 PM, Blogger AngryMan said...

Happy belated birthday, Cash.

 

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