No Mormon Ninja Will Get Me

So, Mike and Carmen have a problem with Jesus Freaks.



















Apparently, they come by and harass them and force them to hide. I don't have that problem. Jesus Freaks don't come by my house anymore. You know why? Because I don't take any of their crap. They tried to come up once and press some of their crazy religion on me, but I didn't fall for it. I knew their insane Ninja tricks, and I didn't let them press their Ninja religion on me. I mauled like a mad man, and they don't come around here no more. Yeah, that's what happened. I tell you the truth. The Pope won't even come to my door now, smart man, for a child molester.