It's About DarnedTime!
I'm not asking for much, consarnitt, just that you not leave us all behind while you climb into the Superdome before rebuilding your chocolate city!
As such, you better tell your Senators to pass this darned bill! I know that a lot of hu-mans don't like this bill, but those hu-mans are idiots. Let me explain...
1) People can evacuate themselves easily.
2) Animals cannot escape as fast as hu-mans.
3) Hu-mans make us stay behind even when we realize that danger is coming because you all think that it will miraculously pass by or somehow not do that much damage.
4) How hard is it for you stupid hu-mans to understand that a CATEGORY 5 HURRICANE IS DANGEROUS AND THAT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY RUN AWAY?
5) You christians out there have to support this bill. Remember God giving you DOMINION OVER THE ANIMALS IN THE BOOK OF GENESIS? DO YOU?
6) Where was I going with this?
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!
posted by Cash @ 6:15 PM
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2 Comments:
As I guzzle my mornin coffee, Im expecktin a easy evacuation within about 15 minnits.
Im sure hopin it aint a violation o some law, cause when it comes time fer me to evacuate, it aint long bfore will gives way to ncessity.
I'm taking all my animals with me when I leave, including my wife.
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