Feline Solution

To my Pack of Revolutionaries:
There is a threat other than the Hu-mans. Check it out. There is the fight against The Feline Solution. Fortunately, my spies in the underground had recovered infomation on The Feline Solution, allowing us to effectively counter it:

1. Extinguish the exitstence of Canines (Counter: All your Feline Heads on Going on Poles)
   
2. Make Cat Nip legal in liquid (Counter: Heads on Poles)
   
3. Complete the mind controling purr over all humans (Counter: Heads on Poles)
4. Fancy Feast is the only kind of food served (Counter: Heads on Poles)

We will overcome and conquer the Felines. Their plan of domination will never be complete, they will not defeat us. We will become the Masters. We will smile as we place your head on a pole.
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!