Bears!
You Hu-Mans have many enemies: cats, Me the Most Fearsome, George W. Bush, Christians, Arabs, & bears.
All bears are your enemies but none more than polar bears. They are pissed off because your global warming is killing them & their habitat.
Let me clarify that I hate bears. I admire their hate for you, but I don't trust them.
A polar bear sleeper cell exists in Berlin. His name is Knut.
He looks like a teddy bear now, but he will grow up & destroy Berlin.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend, except cats.
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!
posted by Cash @ 4:26 AM
4 comments
4 Comments:
Why exactly don't you trust bears? They have been the target of humans for some time now.
Snap, Crackle, & Pope -- cute!
AngryMan,
I do not have to explain myself to a Hu-Man.
Joey,
That's what that bear will do to you: Snap your neck, crack your bones, & pop your guts.
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!
I dint say "pop".
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